Staple Sack

Staple Sack is a pseudonym for a Fistful of Frags player who first encountered Skeeter in an online match. Ever since then, he has become the most prominent icon of scorn and loathing in the Skeetnet community (and presumably others). Staple gained his name sake by boasting to Skeeter and everyone else in the match that he had once stapled his scrotum to his thigh while intoxicated.

Little is known for certain of Staple Sack, as he is a compulsive liar, fabricating (presumably) such things as the death of his parents and "male enhancement" procedures he has undergone.