The Three Prophets

The Three Prophets were foretold by The Lord and Skeeter to come before him and serve him. They were appointed one by one, once with a space of months in-between. The Prophets spread and interpret the words of The Lord and the text of the Book of Skeet. They also hold the highest levels of power, falling short only of the glory of Skeeter himself.

Sausage
He is the First Prophet and the greatest. Skeeter appointed the right man to this job in one try. Sausage often rules as the final voice and authority when Skeeter is not present. However, Sausage's power is not ultimate, and shared with the other two prophets. He often further enhances his already massive power with a gun closet which size is only challenged by Supreme's chins and Skeeter's dick. Sausage uses his power indiscriminately, but never destroys anything other than other people's egos.

Waste
The second and least present and most mysterious of the Prophets. Skeeter appointed him on the second try to find the Second Prophet. Waste barely ever uses the vast reserves of power embedded in him, preferring talking to throwing his weight around. Many wonder how Waste controls his power while not doing anything with it. Some would call his appointment a waste, but when that little extra bit of power is needed, he will deliver.

Supreme
The third and most ambitious Prophet. Skeeter appointed him on the third try. Supreme sometimes grows mad with the admittedly large surge of power he received on this appointment. He often undergoes a mental struggle of staying sane with the world-altering power he has. Fortunately enough, Sausage is already insane and Waste can passively flow his power through his passions and hobbies. Skeeter and Sausage is enough to keep the mentally strained Supreme under control and capable of sound judgement.