The Red Army

The Red Army (Red for short) is a small brained Catholic and a Junior Educated Rich Kid (J.E.R.K.). He is currently one of the richest members ofthe server (once overtaking Lady Liberty before she got Daddy's Inheritance, though still behind waste, haha) though constantly downplays this fact.

Personality
Since his parents forgot to install a sense of humor in him as a cost saving measure, his concept of humor is defined primarily by Nazi rhetoric and sexually ribald anecdotes. This terrible sense of humor makes him particular heartless even in as thick-skinned an environment as Skeetnet. He is truly an awful human being that uses large vocabulary and big words to hide that fact.

Role in Skeetnet
Red hosted another server that was actually the inspiration for the founding of Skeetnet in the first place. At first, that gave him a place of prestige along with JediDude for being one of the very first members. JediDude got banned, and Red fell to the wayside as time wore on. Now, he sits a little below the Prophets and Fabio but above Rafter in power and influence. In general, he's too rowdy to have reason to get more power at the moment.