Sausage Lawyer

Sausage Lawyer (Sausage) is an original member of Skeetnet and still one of the most active. He is one of the Three Prophets, and the first and greatest of them. Sausage is the second in command of Skeetnet, and often exercises that power to be the most prominent authority outside of Skeeter himself.

Personality
Sausage likes to butt heads with other people, making him a perfect choice for the second highest position in the server. He is very much something of a dank memester, making great use of the meme chats on every server in the Skeeter-verse.

Sausage is also a big history nerd, with a large amount of his memes being historical in nature. One of his favorite activities is arguing about the Civil War with Supreme, the Third Prophet and another avid history fan.

Role in Skeetnet
Sausage is the first of the foretold Three Prophets of Skeetinism. He is second of command in the server, ready to take the mantle of leadership in the case of Skeeter's absence. He is a judge in The_Courtroom, but doesn't really follow any sort of procedure; he is still, however, the final say in the case that Skeeter doesn't cast judgement.

Sausage is also a parent, primarily to fellow Skeetnet member, Rin. The capability of his parenthood could be doubted, as he calls his child "Cockspawn". Still, he vows to protect her with his very capable armory of shotguns.