Pumpkin Paladin

Pumpkin Paladin's membership on Skeetnet is a mystery that has vexed anthropologists for decades. Initially cajoled into joining by his more stable, younger brother, Fabio, Pumpkin has done little to edify the server. He has singlehandedly become the bane of the Prophets and currently holds the record for the most bans, frequently relying on Fabio's political connections to restore him from exile. But despite all this, Pumpkin remains a semi-active member of the server, most likely due to the memes he creates.